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Common goods are defined in economics as goods that are rivalrous and non-excludable. Thus, they constitute one of the four main types based on the criteria:
- whether the consumption of a good by one person precludes its consumption by another person (rivalrousness) \n
- whether it is possible to prevent people (consumers) who have not paid for it from having access to it (excludability)
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A miner is a person who extracts ore, coal, chalk, clay, or other minerals from the earth through mining. There are two senses in which the term is used. In its narrowest sense, a miner is someone who works at the rock face; cutting, blasting, or otherwise working and removing the rock. In a broader sense, a \"miner\" is anyone working within a mine, not just a worker at the rock face.
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