{"type":"standard","title":"Jarred Tinordi","displaytitle":"Jarred Tinordi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3047594","titles":{"canonical":"Jarred_Tinordi","normalized":"Jarred Tinordi","display":"Jarred Tinordi"},"pageid":27853412,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Jarred_Tinordi.jpg/330px-Jarred_Tinordi.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Jarred_Tinordi.jpg","width":1023,"height":1365},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287614680","tid":"960bccc2-2356-11f0-8ff4-00700d9f18b4","timestamp":"2025-04-27T10:58:44Z","description":"American ice hockey player (born 1992)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarred_Tinordi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarred_Tinordi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarred_Tinordi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jarred_Tinordi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarred_Tinordi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jarred_Tinordi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarred_Tinordi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jarred_Tinordi"}},"extract":"Jarred Michael Tinordi is an American professional ice hockey defenseman for the Calgary Wranglers in the American Hockey League (AHL) while under contract to the Calgary Flames of the National Hockey League (NHL). He was selected in the first round, 22nd overall, by the Montreal Canadiens in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft. Tinordi was also drafted in the seventh round by Metallurg Magnitogorsk during the 2010 KHL Junior Draft.","extract_html":"
Jarred Michael Tinordi is an American professional ice hockey defenseman for the Calgary Wranglers in the American Hockey League (AHL) while under contract to the Calgary Flames of the National Hockey League (NHL). He was selected in the first round, 22nd overall, by the Montreal Canadiens in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft. Tinordi was also drafted in the seventh round by Metallurg Magnitogorsk during the 2010 KHL Junior Draft.
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